How To Hire The Copy Pimp

My schedule fills quickly because I personally write all of my own copy.

I don’t farm out projects or cut deals with third party companies or writers.

You pay for The Copy Pimp – you get The Copy Pimp.

It’s essential that I have good chemistry with every customer I decide to work with.

Most likely, if you have read this much of my website, you understand the “Kennedy” style of direct response copywriting I endorse.

Let’s do business together.  I’m easy to work with.  I encourage frequent conversations and discussions throughout your project.  I want to make sure we exceed your expectations.

How I Work

Here are the rules we must follow together.  I will write all the copy for the sales and marketing projects.  You will be responsible for handling the tracking and follow up for all projects:

1. There will always be an offer or offer(s) made on every marketingpiece mailed or distributed
2. There will always be a reason for your customer to respond now
3. There will be clear instructions on how to respond
4. There will always be tracking and measurement
5. There will always be follow-up
6. There will always be some kind of guarantee
7. There will always be strong sales copy, not vague instructions

Please understand I turn down more projects than I accept.  It is important that

I meet your qualifications and requirements – you must also meet mine.

Fees

I do not charge for initial telephone consultations.

Once we talk and agree to move forward, I will charge you a consultation fee. If after our consultation, you decide not to use my services, we will part ways and I will consider the consultation fee part of my advice and services.

If you decide to hire me, the consultation fee will be applied to your project.

As the old saying goes, “Ya get what you pay for.”  You can cut corners, go the cheap route, and your revenue results will likely speak for themselves.  Or, you can do it the right way and make a serious investment in your business.

With me, you get “Kennedy” style copywriting at “Copy Pimp” rates.

Writing the kind of copy that makes people give you their hard-earned money for your product or service is something only a handful of marketing-savvy writers know how to do, and do well.  It takes tremendous research, hard work and experience.

I collect 60% of the total project fee up front, plus a royalty.

The remaining 40% of my fee is collected at the completion of the project.

Fees and royalties vary depending on the complexity of the project.

Royalties

You’re paying a small percentage of revenues for results you would not otherwise have unless your marketing campaign was successful.  This formula is popular with my long-term clients because the more money I make the more money they are making.

With royalties.  It’s always a win/win arrangement.  People will always work harder for you with a little skin in the game.  I want you to succeed.  I will long hours to achieve our mutual objective.

It’s a very simple trade off.  You can work with someone that doesn’t charge royalties, and at the end of your marketing campaign you’ll know exactly why you were able to hire them so cheap in the first place.

Results are the only thing that counts.  Nothing from nothing is easy math.

Hire “The Copy Pimp” For Any of Your Copywriting or Marketing Needs:

• Direct Response Mail
• Marketing Campaigns
• Postcards
• Website Copy
• Special Reports
• Coaching Programs
• Auto-Responders, Auto-Sequencers
• Communication Strategies
• Internet Marketing
• Product Development
• Newsletters
• Public Relations
• Blogs
• Joint Ventures/Alliances
• Advertising Copy